Demographic studies show that almost 100% of those who use coffins are dead and are not repeat customers. A coffin, or as people in the trade refer to them, a casket, is probably the most expensive piece of furniture anyone will probably buy–unless they stop to go to the restroom at an estate sale while a brass-swan lamp with a pink taffeta shade is being auctioned off for $80,000, but that’s another story.
McHumor & TheKomic Cartoons
Humor targeted to any audience, be it anemic agriculturalists or zoologists in zero gravity.
