“Why are there no more pictures of your puppy on your blog?”

That’s what many of you have asked. Well, truthfully, no one has asked that. I mean that’d be like asking a new grandparent to see pictures of their grandchild. Only a masochist poses such a request. Or a really really good friend.

Sammy Adorable

The other reason I haven’t posted any pictures of my adorable fur ball, Sammy, is that he is in constant motion. I took over 500 photos to get the above one. Most photos I’ve taken look something like this.

Sammy on one of his slower days.

My cat, Squeaky, on the other hand can sometimes be mistaken for being a catatonic.

My cat Squeaky showing some signs of life.

“Ha, ha,” Squeaky tells me via mental telepathy. “Puns, the lowest form of humor next to dead baby jokes. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I am. Mea culpa.

To make it up to you, here are some dog and cat cartoons. When shown to lab rats, nine out of ten of them died laughing. Squeaky ate the 10th one.

License Insurance Cartoon 7355
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License Contractor Cartoon 7912
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License Carpentry Cartoon 6975
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License Dog Cartoon 1548
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License Plumbing Cartoon 7038
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License Cat Cartoon 3490
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License Disabled Cartoon 2709
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License Cat Cartoon 6895
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License Running Cartoon 3429
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License Dog Cartoon 5398
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License Pet Cartoon 6756
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More Dog and Cat cartoons are so cheap you can use them for paper training and as kitty litter.