Sharknado II was just released.
I’m afraid soon I’m going to read a statistic stating more people believe there’s a chance they could be eaten by a shark in a tornado than believe in global warming.
One of my favorite statistics is that you have a better chance of being killed by a soda machine than a shark. The cans in a soda machine are in its upper half so they roll down to you. People sometimes shake a machine to try and get a stuck can out and the whole unbalanced thing falls on them. You’ve got to love natural selection.
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Great white sharks may eat up to eleven tons of food a year, but people are not a major component of their diet. We don’t have that appealing fishy taste. In the unlikely event you see someone being bit by a shark you can yell encouragement: “Don’t worry. He most likely won’t bite you again. Want a soda?”
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Sharks do eat each other in the womb, though. Talk about sibling rivalry.
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Sharks sleep around and pups in the same litter may have different fathers.
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Some female sharks have gotten pregnant without any contact from a male.
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I’m a single fifty-something female living in the boondocks of Oregon. I have a better chance of getting pregnant from a shark in a tornado than of finding a compatible man.
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